Literally thousands of avid ball watchers angrily shouted at
TV screens this afternoon as several suited men swished balls around in a big
bowl, audibly groans of anger could be heard from offices where people should
have actually been getting work done but now had a very thin excuse to stare at
the TV for a few minutes. Early reports point to pockets of violence breaking
out between over tired, confused footballsters whilst shouting “what does this
all mean?”
Essentially what this means is that 16 teams will play
matches against each other, so 8 matches are schedules. 8 teams will be
victorious and therefore 50% of “ballthusiasts” will not be disappointed and
50% will, unless there is a draw in which case their terrifying Mascot
representatives will fight to the death in front of 80,000 capacity crowds.
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