Thursday, 29 August 2013

Unnecessarily complicated selection process confuses ball enthusiasts - news from inside the goal


Literally thousands of avid ball watchers angrily shouted at TV screens this afternoon as several suited men swished balls around in a big bowl, audibly groans of anger could be heard from offices where people should have actually been getting work done but now had a very thin excuse to stare at the TV for a few minutes. Early reports point to pockets of violence breaking out between over tired, confused footballsters whilst shouting “what does this all mean?”

Essentially what this means is that 16 teams will play matches against each other, so 8 matches are schedules. 8 teams will be victorious and therefore 50% of “ballthusiasts” will not be disappointed and 50% will, unless there is a draw in which case their terrifying Mascot representatives will fight to the death in front of 80,000 capacity crowds. 

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