Former Leeds United player David Batty is set to launch a
bid to take over his ailing former team. The bid is said to be financed by a
group of notorious homosexuals which include Elton John, George Michael &
Paul O’Grady, the team is set to be renamed “Batty Boys Utd” and their famous
white shirts turned slightly pink after the caretakers left their red jock
strap in the team laundry.
A source close to the consortium launching the bid was
quoted as saying “we really want to go balls deep into the league, we want to
spank our opposition every week and leave them red raw after every encounter.”
It is hoped the increased investment and effort will hopefully help the club
which is languishing in the depths of the football league.
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news as it happens.
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