In depth weekend Analysis - By A man who supports a team

Tomorrow there will be more football. There is also some football tonight but less people care about those games because there is less good kicking. There will be men, women and children going to large buildings with no roofs to watch men kicking a ball; sometimes hard, sometimes not hard. People will sing songs and shout insults at men kicking the ball. In the end the teams will be judged by the goalz, goalz, goalz that are scored.

So be sure to log on to Goalz, Goalz, Goalz for absolutely no minute by minute report from any of the games*. There may be a chance some in-depth analysis, however there will be the chance of a over simplified sardonic review of the weekends action.

The beautiful game.

*if there was a minute by minute report it would look a bit like this:

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